Here are just a few of the many occasions to apply a glittery, empowering spray (or two) of Fuckboy Repellent.
1. "OMG I'm in love with a fuckboy": You finally realized your guy is a first-class asshole one day. Maybe you caught a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and asked "why did I let this dude turn my strong, empowered self into a clingy, confused mess?" Apply Fuckboy Repellent generously (don't wait a second longer) and run!
2. "Never again": You seem to have a homing beacon for fuckboys. No matter how hard you try, homie's going to find your tracking device self. It's not your fault, babe, but let's try something different - before you head out with your gal pals, give yourself a healthy spray of Fuckboy Repellent, think about how you're putting yourself out there, and remind yourself what you're truly looking for in a relationship. Reapply as needed!
3. "What's a fuckboy?": If you're just getting out there for the first time, take 5 minutes and read our guide on "Everything You Need To Kow About Fuckboys" (scroll below). You can thank us later. Xx
4. Bachelorette Hangover / Survivor Kits: What's the perfect novelty for a bachelorette gift bag? Flip flops, protein bars, mints, pain relievers, pens, etc.? Nah. If you're a bride, maid of honor, or just taking your besties out on the town and need a fun idea for your bag of supplies, a bottle of Fuckboy Repellent for each participant is guaranteed to win the night - and might just be the best elixir you and your bffs need to stay out of harm's way.
So, yeah, the next time you get mansplained, just spritz a little of this ... and fboys be gone!
