Hey there, fellow self-lover! In a world full of lemons, sometimes you just gotta grab a straw and dunk into a tub of lemonade. But fear not, for I bring you the ultimate guide to pleasing yourself with some much needed, intentional self-care.
So, put on your favorite robe, grab a snack, and let's dive into the delightful world of self-love!
1. Savor The Moment
Taking your time with pleasure - what we call slow pleasure - is like savoring a decadent dessert: it's all about enjoying every bite and letting the sweetness linger on your tongue. Rushing, on the other hand, is like trying to speed-eat a gourmet meal at a fancy restaurant. Sure, you might get it done quickly, but you'll miss out on the flavors, the aromas, and the delightful experience of indulging in something truly delicious.
So, why rush when you can luxuriate in the richness of life's little treats? Take your time to allow for the build-up for a more explosive “O”, savor the moment, and let the good times roll, one delightful wave of pleasure at a time.
2. Dance…I Mean Get Into It Like No One's Watching
Do whatever feels good for YOU! Forget what you think “looks sexy,” move like a maniac or lay flat. Who cares if you're making faces like you’re being electrocuted? Embrace the awkwardness, and let loose! Trust me, if you're putting on a show for your partner for mutual masturbation, it's HOT AF when you're really turned on and not trying to look pretty.

3. Get Your Kegels On (Because Strong Pelvic Floor Muscles Are the Real MVPs)
Who needs a gym membership when you've got kegel exercises? Strengthening your pelvic floor muscles not only has health benefits but can also lead to stronger orgasms. So, squeeze, release, and repeat—your future self will thank you for it!
4. Experiment With Erotic Literature (Yes, That Means Fanfiction Too)
Dive into the wonderfully weird world of erotic literature and let your imagination run wild. Whether you're into steamy romance novels, smutty fanfiction, or scandalous short stories, there's something out there to tickle your fancy. Just be sure to keep a fan nearby—things might get a little hot and heavy! Pro Tip: Try an audio book so your hands are free to explore.
5. Your Own Sensual Massage (No Professional Training Required)

6. Explore Your Fantasies (The Weirder, the Better)
7. Take Yourself On A Date (Because You Deserve It)
Who says you need a partner to have a romantic evening? Treat yourself to a solo date night - yes, we're talking about masturdating - complete with candlelit dinner, a glass of your favorite wine, and maybe even a bubble bath for good measure. After all, who better to spoil rotten than yourself?
8. Make A Mess
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With love and self-love,
Maureen
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